Bike Ban

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Anonymous

Due to the publicity generate4d by the TimesUp Critical Mass rides, the Park Commision will ban all bikes, at night, from Central, Prospect, Flushing Meadow, Riverside, East River, Van Cortland, Silver Lake, Gramercy, Hudson River, and Bryant Parks.

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D (not verified)
wait for it... (nm)
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cs (not verified)

what's the definition of night here?

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Heath (not verified)
Anyone know the date? (nm)
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cs (not verified)

they're building a stadium for the jets on the westside so anything seems plausible to me at this point!

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D (not verified)
the 12th of never. (nm)
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Christian Edstrom (not verified)

Noooooo! How could they ban my bike from Gramercy Park?

I've been enjoying riding there so much since I discovered that a Bic pen makes an adequate substitute for a key to the park.

- Christian

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aprilfool (not verified)

get it...

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me (not verified)

That's not even funny! I assume that this is an april fool's joke, but you really had me worried! :)

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